B-chop

A judo chop directly to the asshole.

"I just landed a sweet b-chop on my international law professor."

"Chad b-chopped me so hard I can't go to the gym."

by TheFrenchman6789 September 26, 2017

Washing The Chops

When you really drunk and ready to party and all your friends bail out and go to bed so you jizz on the food and serve it to them the next day

Those cunts all went to bed so I’m washing the chops for breakfast

by Spacedmunkee June 3, 2021

chopping cookies

Basically another term for jerking off. If you put cookies in a cup of ice cream and use the spoon to "chop the cookies", it looks like you're masturbating.

Hey Doug you look tired. You look like you were chopping cookies all night

by O÷ May 21, 2018

Chopy Chop

A very delicious pork chop!

OMG BRITNEY! Your Chopy Chop is amazingly good!!

by Chopy Chop June 15, 2018

Waffle-chops

Someone who talks incessantly about nothing in particular.

"Who are you on about? Oh you mean old waffle-chops sat downstairs"

"They can never shut up, such a waffle-chops."

by Captain Fishbone May 16, 2017

Mutton Chop

The area above a full figured womans vagina. Also known as a "gunt".

I just had to tell my boyfriend to hurry up with giving me oral delights as I was getting tired of holding up my "mutton chop."

by xxkookie70 September 28, 2018

dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

by ENTXawp January 27, 2018