Vomiting violently.
"Where's Ralph?"
"Oh he's in the bathroom pumping chili. He had a wild night."
"Yo, this guy's pumping some mad chili."
"Oh he's in the bathroom pumping chili. He had a wild night."
"Yo, this guy's pumping some mad chili."
by Jn17 October 3, 2013

by Tea bottle July 2, 2016

Man 1: Why does it smell bad in here?
Man 2: Dawson through a killer party last night and someone got trashed and decided to make an Arkansas Chili Bowl
Man 2: Dawson through a killer party last night and someone got trashed and decided to make an Arkansas Chili Bowl
by ZombieRx18 July 16, 2021

A tomato named bob that’s put in chili
Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff
Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff
Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff
by Why did you leave me Stacy? December 21, 2020

The Russian Chili Dog is when someone defecate on their partners chest especially between a female boobs then have sex with it. It is also similar to a Cleveland Steamer.
by squadron 16 2013 the truth January 20, 2025

When you're gay as fuck, and you smash your dudes chili ring, but there's some poo residue on your penis. So you have him suck it off.
by spitroast69 August 25, 2020

A variation on the classic upper decker, combined gracefully with the dry dock.
Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.
Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.
Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.
Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.
Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!
Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.
Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.
Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.
Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.
Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!
"I'm playing a long game. My in-law's bathroom has a chili waterfall simmering--can't wait until they find it!"
by Jack Trager August 13, 2023
