bargain butthole

A butthole made available by its owner for a good price, i.e. a “bargain”.

Les apparently just ripped in to his bargain butthole... I don’t know if he can take more damage

by January 30, 2021

Butthole blisters

The aftermath of unlubed dry rough anal sex

Steve gave me butthole blisters last night.

by I'd disowned now March 09, 2017

Opposable Buttholes

Two or more jerks who can be easily manipulated into confrontational situations.

Kyle and Steve plus alcohol and those jerks will argue for days.. such opposable buttholes.

by angry lil bird June 18, 2023

butthole borage

getting hammered up the ass for hours on end

Timmy: my boyfriend and i had the biggest butthole borage last night

by jeremiah chandler March 30, 2008

butthole cup

If you hit the middle cup in your first shot in beer pong and have to take your pants off

"You hit butthole cup"

by beerpongexpert February 01, 2018

Butthole Cake

Butthole Cake occurs when a person does not fully wipe their ass. The feces then dry up, and will begin to flake off in tiny chunks after a couple of hours, kind of like a crumb cake.

I really should have took the time to wipe until it’s white. I have a severe case of butthole cake right now.

by Josh chase April 29, 2024

motorboating butthole

When you are tailgating someone so closely you could gargle with their exhaust pipe.

Christian was motorboating butthole so much on the freeway, im surprised he didnt wreck.

by January 27, 2025