Hair around your butthole that catches remnants when wiping. It then knots up and mats into a greasy dreadlock of a mess.
Ouch! My butthole dreads look super cool,but living on the streets has a few dreadful pains in the ass though,lol. I'm thinking about shedding these bottom dwellers. Didn't Weiner dogs hunt rats in the past? Do You think your dog , chomper, can help me? j.k Ugh!I'll call my mom again.
by Essteffun b.s. Steffansen June 25, 2018
Get the Butthole dreadsmug. The liquidity substance that pours/leaks out of anal cavity during and after one has received multiple anal cream-pies. Usually a combination of blood and semen, with the consistency of Siracha-ketchup.
Girl: Ugh, after last night’s rendezvous with all the guys, I’ve been leaking butthole sauce all morning!
by Krispykris September 13, 2021
Get the Butthole Saucemug. Variation of the Fizzy Bum to be conducted by a licensed professional. Dissolve Ecstasy tabs in Diet Coke. Drop mentos into container and insert into rectum creating an initially violent reaction followed by a caffeine and ecstasy induced euphoria. Side effects include but are not limited to:
1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. ...
2) Blisters around the mouth. ...
3) Red, painful palms and feet. ...
4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. ...
5) Loss of smell. ...
6) A painful, permanent erection.
7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. ...
8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.
9) Intestinal distress and violent diarrhea.
10) Death.
1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. ...
2) Blisters around the mouth. ...
3) Red, painful palms and feet. ...
4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. ...
5) Loss of smell. ...
6) A painful, permanent erection.
7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. ...
8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.
9) Intestinal distress and violent diarrhea.
10) Death.
The clown junkie went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole; then he died.
by NOLA2022 March 15, 2022
Get the Fizzy Buttholemug. by ChubbyMcFatBags February 16, 2021
Get the Poopee Buttholemug. Bob- hey did you hear someone fit two raccoons in their Butthole?
Jimmy- really??? I can only fit three blue crayons!
Jimmy- really??? I can only fit three blue crayons!
by Why is this world cruel May 26, 2021
Get the Buttholemug. "You seen that castle crashers game?"
"Did you just call me turd smasher???"
"No, who are you, butthole sloane?"
"Did you just call me turd smasher???"
"No, who are you, butthole sloane?"
by wendex March 26, 2023
Get the butthole sloanemug. An alternative name for Beavis and Butthead. Comes from a phone call in the 1990s where a man complained to Mike Judge about Beavis and Butthead. He couldn't remember the show's name so he called it Porky's Butthole.
by Hunter of Beasts September 2, 2025
Get the Porky's Buttholemug.