bullshit deuce

Twice the shit you are already dealing with

Dont feed me that bullshit deuce

by Shitting Bull January 07, 2021

Bullshit Fisherman

Someone who intices you to hook onto to thier bullshit remarks or ideas through switchbaiting weasel words.

"The Yankees are a trash baseball team" ...they are in 1st place

"The Yankees have never won anything"

...they have the most wins and championships all time

Stop switchbaiting me you Bullshit Fisherman!!

by jhsdfghjkloiuytgfdszxcvbni April 02, 2024

Crippling Bullshit

When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)

Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.

by Name Fart March 25, 2020

Across the Bay Bullshit

A stunt pulled by a person who continually arranges to participate in group activities but bails out at the last minute, often without any forewarning or reasonable explanation.

Example : Person A says,"I have to work." Person B replies," But we planned this trip three months ago! You said that yo would ask off; you didn't, did you?" Person A,"No." Person B," You're pulling some of that Across the Bay Bullshit on us, fucker!"

by Kraduh February 20, 2016

California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.

Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!

by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022

bullshit gorgeous

A classic Australian expression used to convey how unbelievably gorgeous someone is

Did you see that woman over there? She's bullshit gorgeous!

I know, I can hardly believe it

by SwissCheeseWizard May 18, 2024

Geometric bullshit

When you’re so deep in the shit, you don’t see any way out...

Person 1: can I tell you a secret? You have to delete this text after....
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee

Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit

by The_UnlovedOne August 03, 2019