by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023
The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
by DanP3 January 18, 2018
by Thickboy20 November 14, 2023
An acronym for ass. Can be used against your parents as an excuse for being out after school, while also hinting them to what you were actually doing, if you're a honest boi :)
Mom: Why were you gone for so long?
Me: i got some after-school suspension for getting into a fight.
Me: i got some after-school suspension for getting into a fight.
by mynameisnotcody September 25, 2021
by poopoomanthatsme April 17, 2021
The action you do after drinking lemon flavored propel. It is also used as a kind gesture saying to someone they should drink propel with you.
by Pseydontleun November 27, 2010