dropped the kitten

to lose sight of your relationship and hurt the heart of a woman

Fuck, I dropped the kitten today, of all days.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 24, 2024

E-kitten

A very un-kawaii person that uses discord every day and doesnt get off unless there's something wrong with it. They're usually a 69 y/o man using discord trying to find a e-daddy or their 10 y/o kid trying to get free robux buy using discord.

This is my lovely e-kitten, she makes me so happy and I give her stuff!

by E-kitten April 08, 2024

Dick kittens

An exclamation. Especially in frustration of a small inconvenience

*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*

“ahh dick kittens”

Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!

Dick kittens!

by Picklesmakemyfeetstink April 22, 2020

kitten food

Food that's basically for kittens.

Feed the kittens kitten food.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Kittens in the blender

During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.

Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.

by meatspin.fr March 25, 2017

kittenize

to make someone your little kitten. when you make someone your little bitch

“i literally kittenized nick”

by aphoticasf January 29, 2024

kittenize

to make someone your “little kitten”. otherwise known as nick tina and aiden frydman.

“aidan is so kittenized bro”

by aphoticasf November 13, 2023