Made famous by Beyonce, the independent woman is someone who claims to be able to do it all on their own. In reality, she has a new boyfriend at least 2-3 times a year and never stays single more than a week. She also often gets money from her parents. She also craves attention from online social networks like facebook and twitter and is known to cause a lot of drama at work.
If you haven't lived by yourself in a cave for 5 years, you can't go around calling yourself an independent woman.
by Dixinyobutt January 22, 2013
also known as smeagle or butterface
a girl who is highly unnatractive and gives you thoughts of suicide at the sight of her.
could also be a an exgirlfreind that is disliked by you and all of your freinds.
ex who has been possesed by the devil and is trying to at all costs ruin your life.
birdwomen often posses huge extremely large noses. pinochio aint got shit on them.
often butterfaces look very doable compared to them.
a girl who is highly unnatractive and gives you thoughts of suicide at the sight of her.
could also be a an exgirlfreind that is disliked by you and all of your freinds.
ex who has been possesed by the devil and is trying to at all costs ruin your life.
birdwomen often posses huge extremely large noses. pinochio aint got shit on them.
often butterfaces look very doable compared to them.
bob: dude, hannah is such a bird woman i cant believe that u ever dated her
tyler: i know me either i am comletely repulsed by the sight of that bird woman. she has a huge nose
tyler: i know me either i am comletely repulsed by the sight of that bird woman. she has a huge nose
by harozrule January 17, 2009
by BarbShallon👑 September 30, 2020
by Rat Woman Lover/Hater August 06, 2003
"Did you hear about the feminist protests recently? I hear they're campaigning for women's rights."
"woman moment"
"woman moment"
by VariousMfs June 29, 2022
Something that happened many years ago that gave women the right to do what they want without having to answer to their husbands or "better halves." Now woman can have jobs vote or even run for office if they so choose to without having to deal with the cheuvantistic pigs that try to bring us down.
Man:"Woman, get back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!!"
Woman:"Fuck you!"*leaves the room.*
Man"Come on baby, lets talk about this."
Woman:"Talk about this!!"*slugs the idiot out the door and locks it so he can't get back in.*
Woman:"Fuck you!"*leaves the room.*
Man"Come on baby, lets talk about this."
Woman:"Talk about this!!"*slugs the idiot out the door and locks it so he can't get back in.*
by Amy's random thoughts July 20, 2005
Wife of Des: "I've finally got my special room sorted out"
Des: "Great. So I've got my man-cave and you're got your woman-hole."
Wife of Des: Silence: stares at Des
Des: "What??!!"
Des: "Great. So I've got my man-cave and you're got your woman-hole."
Wife of Des: Silence: stares at Des
Des: "What??!!"
by Uncle Des December 04, 2010