Covetous Jew

A person who acts like a Jew by coveting money, liquor, and/or drugs. There's at least one in every group of friends.

The covetous jew that is more than happy to drink a few rounds on your ass, but would never offer to buy a round for anyone and tips like a Jew.

by Niggasaurus Rex October 23, 2007

Jew Cock

A beautiful, perfect, big hard cock on a Jew

"I love that big Jew Cock in my dripping wet pussy.."

by BlueSkies420 September 28, 2011

Jew canoe

A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.

Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Jew-Haul

v. What occurs when two Jewish individuals meet on Jdate or similar dating website and decide to move in together after an inordinately short period of dating, much in the fashion of lesbians (see also to U-Haul).

Ari and Lyna met 4 months ago and are moving in already. Way to Jew-Haul it!

by B. Porter January 29, 2009

text jew

Someone who does NOT have unlimited texting and atteps to get the entire message into one tiny text or uses someone's, other than their own, to text freely.

Bob: *Looks at phone... 3 texts left*
Bob: HEY! sally! hand me your phone so i can text joe.
Sally: Uh... sure but i only have a couple of texts left.
Bob: Don't worry, i already went over my limit.
Sally: ... you're such a text jew.

by omgara May 14, 2010

jew-bilation

When multiple jews have orgasms at the same time and all exlaim Mozel tov!

at ones bah mitzva a young (uncircumsized) man finds several horny judaen girls to have orgasms and this would be a jew-bilation!

by bilboe bagginz April 20, 2010

Jew Park

The ideal parking space that a person may find, or a typical jewish person would drive around in circles to attain. Usually within several spots of the handicap spaces.

"We showed up half an hour late and this spot is available? Jew Park!"

by rossilicious July 3, 2009