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Fatty Can’t Walk

Fatty Cant Walk, Fatty Cant talk:
A phrase often times used to make fun of an overweight person who is VERY stupid.
Often times used by Middle schoolers.
Person 1. OMG do you see Joshua Bassett over there!? HE IS SO GROSS
Person 2. HAHA, omg! Fatty can’t walk, Fatty Cant Talk!
Joshua Bassett: *Crys*
by JoshuaBassettSucks February 11, 2021
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Fatty God

Overlord of all fatties; ruler of all who are big, as well as loud, obnoxious, and annoying.
Man, Patty is such a Fatty God when they're around.
by Gili December 26, 2007
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Fatty

Someone who poos a lot and eats a lot... Is quite violent to certain people but other than that quite nice
by Sumo14 November 30, 2016
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Fatty fucker

Definition; A person who likes to have sex with large women that resemble whales, hippos, our even a bear. He will likely go to extreme lengths to avoid being identified as a fatty fucker.
Mark: Paul, why was the giant beast carrying a case of Coors Light into your room last night? Did you fuck that fatty?
Paul: (acts like a little bitch and storms off) confirming that he indeed is a fatty fucker
by Miatasaregay69 July 2, 2021
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fatty patty

a fatty patty is someone named zach who thinks it's okay to rape someone.
if you ever meet a fatty patty named zach, run for your life.
by whsinsmak November 16, 2022
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Fatty Doidles

One who loves to indulge in vast quantities of food. They are often ridiculed and shamed by others for their loud footsteps, chaffing thighs, and overall obesity.
Bystander 1: "Hey look at that Fatty Doidles carrying all of those trays."

Bystander 2: "Hey Fatty! You are so fat I hate you!"

Bystander 3: "Oh yes he's a Fatty!"

Bystander 4: "RAAAHHHBLAARFATTYARRRGH"
by The Gold Standard February 17, 2009
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Former Fatty

This person isnt fat, but was very fat . These kinds of people hate being insulted, but love insulting others , ( Enrigger) .
Hey, Enrigger , ur a former fatty . Enrigger : yep
by Biggest tips fan August 29, 2025
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