pot doctor

A doctor who evaluates your issues, whatever they may (or may not) be, and declares that yes indeed sir or ma'am you are entitled to some medical marijuana as the cure for what ails you, and gives you a scrip, and then off you go to the dispensary.

Ya know, it's funny how the pot doctor didn't examine my eyes at all, but still wrote me a scrip saying that I need pot for glaucoma.

by Klendathu_Jones July 17, 2016

self-doctor

drug addicts. who syringe them selves.

where's max? hes self-doctoring :)

by rukkestop July 20, 2010

Doctor feel Good

A doctor who has smooth hands

Doctor feel good touched my anus and it feeelllt soooooo goooood

by Dr feelgood June 16, 2013

Fade Doctor

A shady barber who lacks proficiency with scissors but can give you a killer fade. Consumes a lot of stimulants to enhance their performance.

I was looking a little raggedy the other day. I have a job interview coming up, I should probably go to the fade doctor.

by HAUSHAUSHAUS October 21, 2021

fun doctor

The doctor that tells a dead person’s relatives of their passing.

I lost my surgery privileges, I get to be the fun doctor now.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Ankle doctor

A man, usually a teacher. He loves dem ladies and snoops around on school balconies trying to persuade lady teachers to come to his clinic.

"oh snap its the ankle doctor"
"miss janes better watch out!"

by Bellamotomotoswife May 3, 2020

Doctor Trayaurus

A name only the kids of the "Good Days Of YouTube" can remember,
Doctor Trayaurus was known for causing mayhem and all sorts of stuff.
Normally, his victim would be DANTDM, seeing as Doctor Trayaurus once nearly destroyed the world and it was up to Dan to save it.

Doctor Trayaurus what are you doing?!

by FartFartFartBoogie May 21, 2023