No One Needs To Know

Am I dreamin' or stupid?
I think I've been hit by cupid
But no one needs to know right now
I met a tall, dark and handsome man
And I've been busy makin' big plans
But no one needs to know right now
I got my heart set, my feet wet
But he don't even know it yet
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
I want bells to ring, a choir to sing
The white dress the guests the cake the car the whole darn thing
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now

We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
I'm not dreamin' or stupid
But boy have I been hit by cupid
And no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know oh oh right now

by Gothic Miscreant February 21, 2024

Got all your lamps in one submarine

Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"

Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!

Roger: What'd you say to me?!

Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?

Roger: You callin' me gay?!

by Midnight Golfer February 24, 2024

a Grandiose one

To call someone a Grandiose or a Grandiose N****r has nothing to do with the character being grandiose, nor is it a play on their ethnicity. It is simply an expression of exasparation at a friend's behaviour.
synonims include: Ass, the N word, Giggan***a

Bob ate the the last spaghet? Man he's such a Grandiose one

by Semicolonioscopy February 26, 2024

The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.

According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.

by bingobango_22 February 26, 2024

Blue ones

Hundred dollars

It’s 2 blue ones = it’s $200 usd
It’s 10 blue ones = 1000 USD

by FlawdaShet February 28, 2024

One Main Wonder

Those who had been or are in the competitive side of gaming will mostly relate, a One Main Wonder is, in simpler terms: an individual who can only win if said individual is using her/his main, they can be easily spotted by their lack of ability or lack of interest in learning to use different characters, or has been playing that character for too long and is stuck in a zone of comfort, this however brings a much extense debate whenever it is ok or not to be a O.M.W. but it all comes down to what kind of game they play, for Fighting games, One Main Wonders are not much of a problem, all it takes is the right character to counter his/her character, on online competitive however (LOL, OW, FORTNITE, SSBU and so on...) can be a problem, you play to support your team and carry out your role effectively in order to acchieve victory, if a One Main Wonder can only use a character that does not fit the role your team needs, you will have a hard time battling the enemy.

Guy 1: Man, I got beaten by that dude over there at SSFV, his Chun Li is strong.
Guy 2: Yeah bro, he is such a One Main Wonder.

Ex 2

Guy 1: Dude, we need a healer! please switch from Hanzo!
Guy 2: Naw man, we can win, I have 50 kills.

Guy 1: Y' U such a OneMainWonder?

by AssortedCookies February 29, 2024

lay one on you

To fuck someone there and there

“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”

by 023701 March 2, 2024