Pull Away Pet Syndrome

Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!

Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

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Pull a Ellen

Mcdonalds, charge her phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie

Victor will not pull a Ellen with his cute ass

by Tumama004 October 30, 2020

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pull a sophia

are you sick and tired of that one friend? well “pulling a sophia” might just do the trick! when you block someone without a heads up or context, that’s how you pull a sophia. make sure you have a reason to block that person because if said person pulls the victim card, THATS OKAY YOU HAVE PROOF OF WHAT THEY DID!

Hey should I pull a sophia and block this girl with no context? I have a reason don’t worry.

by ur fav side chick August 18, 2022

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