butt mittens

little lint pieces that get stuck in your butt crack and get twisted in your booty hairs. You usually come upon them when tongue punching the fart box.

I was damn near bout to eat that ass but she got butt mittens so I dipped.

by JesseEatsThisAss January 10, 2023

Butt screams

when your butthole stings after an insanely large shit

Derp: Hi weirdo
weirdo: can't talk I HAVE BUTT SCREAMS

by Gamerhaha November 8, 2017

Dutch Butt

Typically someone with a big head and flabby butt. They also smell like someone who spend many nights in sewage water.

I hate when annelise come around making it smell all Dutch butt like

by Elkflick October 22, 2023

Chinese Head-butt

Two guys have their penis locked in a Chinese finger trap. For fun or competition to see who can get out of it first.

theres only one way to settle this, Chinese head-butt! winner take all

by therogoodchappelle December 21, 2018

butt walling

When you are having sexual intercourse, doggie style, with your partner and the male component sticks his thumb in the females asshole and presses down while feeling your dick penetrate your significant other asshole

Jon: I was butt walling this hoe last week. She's been buying me dinner every night since.

by Jo tho jon May 29, 2016

Mush Butt

When you use smegma as anal lube.

I gave her the best mush butt of her life.

by EastSideCrackaKilla June 12, 2023

Sandy butt

Condition In Which butt munches anything in close contact, such as night gowns, dresses, underwear and small dogs.

My sandy butt keeps eating my underwear, giving me a wedgie.

by Hotdoghotdoghotdiggidtydog August 19, 2013