Pulling the Tard Card

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.

Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!

by H. Peralta November 11, 2012

pull a bailey

a girl or boy who subjugates themselves for their crush or s/o’’s standards.

Girl 1: he likes gamer girls, though I only play sims..

Girl 2: just be you, it’s just a preference after all.

Girl 1: yeah I’m a gamer girl I am myself.

Girl 2: I told you not to pull a bailey.

Girl 1: I mean...

by COOMER😌😌 May 7, 2020

Pulling a Cathy Smith

An ex-girlfriend and backup vocal woman of a musician murdering a comedian with drugs

Hey did you see Kanye West's ex-girlfriend High-Pitched Kanye West on the news? She got arrested Pulling a Cathy Smith

by giddyburger4000 December 2, 2023

Pulled A Fast

When you use a calculator to solves your problems quickly

!lvl 51
!lvl 48
!calc 30,000/70
!calc 428*5
Whoa man, you just pulled a fast berserk.

by limey tacos April 3, 2009

Pulling My Turkey Leg

Another expression of pulling my tail!

“ You are really pulling my turkey leg right now”

by corrinao October 11, 2025

PULLING A FREEMAN

The act of leaving early from work activities.

Amanda wasnt feeling it today, and we caught her pulling a Freeman.... She GONE!

by anonymous November 29, 2022

Pulled a Strovich

Verb. To "pulled a Strovich" is to mistakenly register for two iRacing endurance sessions happening concurrently, one as a driver for one team, and another as a crew chief for a different team. This results in the disqualification of the team you intended to drive for, due to the conflict of registrations. The situation requires a specific blend of absentmindedness and iRacing expertise, often attributed to a certain "blonde" level of chaos.

"He pulled a Strovich! Registered as a driver for our team, then signed up as a crew chief for someone else. We got DQ'd, and he had to watch us race without him."

by mysterious-wordplay March 22, 2025