Royalton Corn Dog

When you make your wife eat a corn dog, and then make her vomit it out and listen to George Strait for 3 hours

Well Diane, do the royalton corn dog for a romantic night!

by HMan98 April 28, 2022

Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

Angry Dogs

a horde of raging lunatics

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, ANGRY DOGS ARE GONNA BITE US ALL!

by Barck barck February 18, 2022

dog

the type of animal that barks, wags it’s tail, and is know as “man’s best friend”

I have three dogs named Marley, Molly, and Maizey!

by jm467 December 28, 2018

Dogs Tongue

A Misshapen clitoris, due to age and/or numerous flange piercings growing out causing the genitals to appear in the shape of a dogs tongue

"Urghhh she nasty, she had a dogs tongue growing down there!"

by BinaryChop September 26, 2013

ChiliKraut Dog

The chilikraut dog has proven itself to be a major staple in the american diet along with 1/4 lbs cheeseburgers and diet soda. Although the "kraut" aspect of the dish is optional the medicinal properties of the meal would be compromised. Medicinal properties such as: X-ray vision,the ability to fly and rapid muscle growth (trust us, it's really muscle).

" I went on the chilikraut diet and gained an extra 50 lbs of muscle! yeah!"

" Girl, my doctor said I wasn't eating enough chilikraut dogs. You know what that means "

by Mistress Weiner May 13, 2009

Sumo Prarie Dog

When two individuals rear up to one another standing anus to anus and begin to simultaneously excrete fecal matter with the goal of overpowering their oppent's specemine back into the cavity from which it was origially lodged.

I bet my friend she did not have the fecal fortitude to overpower my log of dense consistancy and when put to the test of a round of Sumo Prarie Dog, I easily banished her weak stool back into her lower digestive region.

by Smanderson March 12, 2011