Butt puffle

When you pass gas and it comes from your butthole then it rolls upward and goes thru the vagina lips and then comes out the top of the vagina: referred to as the sister to the queef.
Also known as turd puffle

Girl, I don't know if he'll call back, I butt puffled and he about choked

by Sterling girl July 5, 2025

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Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".

A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…

by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025

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butt bully

A really mean person; Someone who bullies butts

Why are you such a Butt Bully Karen?

by B-Benna April 18, 2018

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travel butt

A minor yet uncomfortable bodily affliction whereas when one becomes constipated for the first few days on a trip due to their gut feeling shy about being in unfamiliar surroundings.

I haven't pooped since the plane landed three days ago. No, it's nothing serious, just a classic case of travel butt.

by Blossomandroot May 4, 2024

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butt fraud

The act of overcharging for toilet paper in the midst of a pandemic, also, the act of overcharging for toilet paper in the midst of a widespread panic

My grocery store charged me $15 for one role of toilet paper, and my attorney deemed it butt fraud.

by S, no, the other one March 23, 2020

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