Pull a "T"

The action of telling a lie, where the results of the truth literally wouldn't have made a difference. Whereas, the lie, was utterly pointless and caused more problems than the truth.

"Hey man, are you home?"
"No, I'm not home"
*Finds out they really are home, they are just raking the leaves*
"Damn dude, I can't believe you'd Pull a "T" on me like that."

by DJEagle April 20, 2018

Pulling a Del

Doing something stupid, or that doesnt helo your team\friends. This mostly refers to video game teams

Wow, that guy died. Hes Pulling a Del

by Deliriate November 17, 2017

the tractor pull

During anal sex, the receiver squeezes his or her anal cavity tightly and immediately starts running, thus dragging the giver around.

How dare he do the tractor pull on me!? I have a bad knee and now, I have a broken dick!

by Doozy pozy November 18, 2017

pulling a ck

Masturbating in front of anyone who isn't the person in the mirror.

"Pulling a CK"

(Masturbating in front of someone)

Daryl pulled a CK on my sister,and she was disgusted, but also somewhat amused.

by Hairy slaughter November 19, 2017

Hold mih cock and pull it

An expression used my Belizeans when excited or shocked or sometimes just for the fun of it.

Ally, I just heard Ashley is pregnant. Well, shit. Hold mih cock and pull it.

HOLD MIH COCK AND PULL IT!

by ReeshaPeesha November 20, 2017

pulled a Murphy

When a woman knowingly accuses the wrong lover of paternity. She may have any of a number of reasons including child support, marriage, spite, to cover infidelity, etc.

Poor John paid child support for 5 years before he found out that Janet pulled a Murphy on him.

by FuryUSness November 20, 2017

Pulling a Tim

When a grown man shows up to a mostly kid-themed event.

Mike: Hey what’s Jimmy doing at the roller skating rink at Fourth Grade Night, licking his cotton candy?
Joe: Oh Jimmy’s just Pulling a Tim again. What a creep...

by CitizensAgainstTim April 20, 2018