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Cough one`s yogurt

to ejaculate, to cum , spurt etc
for the want of something to do one decided to Cough one`s yogurt over my other half`s face.
by Denis O`Shea October 30, 2006
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one-sided forbidding

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.
I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
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don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*
"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"
by missmeira94 July 25, 2019
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one time tasker

A person who can only focus on one task at a time.
I am a one time tasker- jazmin
by Lix.. May 31, 2022
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Scouty One

To pull something real fast.

This references the Scout, in team fortress 2, who has a 33% increase in speed, so he is faster than everyone
Girl: “You... were done real fast.”
Boy: “See, I pulled a scouty one on ya.”
Girl: “We are through.”
by LilNibbaVat September 18, 2019
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one da fool

someone who is disconnected from tribal / hunter style living who orders food on a daily basis in the style of homer Simpson
Customer: "Uhhhh, Ill get one **** and One **** and one more **** oh no add one ***"
Order taker: "One da fool sir, your order total is ****"
by noturdad020 March 25, 2022
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