I am the bone of my sword

I am the bone of my sword.

Steel is my body and fire is my blood.

I have created over a thousand blades.

Unaware of loss,

Nor aware of gain.

Withstood pain to create weapons, waiting for one’s arrival.

I have no regrets. This is the only path.

My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works.

体は剣で出来ている

血潮は鉄で心は硝子

幾たびの戦場を越えて不敗

ただ一度の敗走もなく、

ただ一度の勝利もなし

担い手はここに孤り、剣の丘で鉄を鍛つ

ならば、わが生涯に意味は不要ず

この体は、無限の剣で出来ていた

by Vyusis April 5, 2021

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Everything i touch turns to shit!

A feeling of things not going your way. When you screw things up.

I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!

by Mr XXXXXXXXx May 2, 2012

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I Heard You Using the Microwave

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.

Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'

by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016

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How I Met Your Mother

Legen.....wait for it.....dary! legendary!

"hey, did u watch how i met your mother last night?"

"How I Met Your Mother rocked my brain hole."

by himymfan29 October 18, 2011

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i can't believe you've done this

Something uttered by British people after they've been suckered punched. Usually preceded by the exclamation "Aw fuck", and accompanied by a look of complete bewilderment.

British guy: Blah Blah Blah Blah
British guy's friend: *punches British guy in the face*
British guy: "Aw FUCK, I can't believe you've done this!"

by Susake December 1, 2007

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