Butt Snores

When a fat guy goes to sleep and farts then sucks it back up.

His butt snores only smelled for a second, as he sucked them back up.

by MagiMash July 11, 2016

Anti Monkey Butt

a rare breed and we’re not monkeying around!

You can use Anti Monkey Butt Powder to protect you from a multitude of skin irritations like blistering feet, between skin folds,

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

butt

your behind/a shitty person

person 1-"omg youre such a butt"
person 2-"yeah my mom tells me that a lot"

by peanutbutterlicker April 7, 2022

Butt-Nugget

Noun: a child so completely identical to its biological father that it could only have been birth from the anus and through the butt crack of said biological father

Momma’s maybe , Daddy’s Butt-Nugget

by HeatherK! November 23, 2020

butt slow

technical term to designate that one system is slower then another due to more then 2months between coming off the assembly line.

1320 is butt slow and so is 1315 due to USB 1.0 more then likely. (old boxes.)

by jd September 2, 2003

Butt

A thing that everyone has.✨🤠✨

Doctor: Congratulations you have a butt.
Me:😮😲

by Jwjsbd. Sndmd November 4, 2021

Butt-Puss

A healthy substitute for a vagina in prison.

"I'm gonna pound that Butt-puss on the yard ."

by facebook_user September 5, 2016