National stfu day

Where you just hush your mouth. Wow it’s that easy

Person: wait why is it quite?
Other person: it’s national stfu day? Haven’t you heard?
Person: oh wow very exciting I’ll stfu now!

by Okthenwegetit October 15, 2019

National kiss Blake day

September 16th is the day you have to kiss someone named Blake and if they play sports you have to kiss them twice

Emma:hey did you hear it’s National kiss Blake day
Jessie:omg I didn’t know I am going to go find a Blake to kiss right now thanks for telling me

by HighVoltageOutdoors September 14, 2022

National Titty Pic Day

August 15th is the national holiday celebrating pictures of boobs.

Here is a picture of my boobs babe, happy national titty pic day

by Daddy long John August 14, 2025

National no hard hat day

The day of not wearing a hard hat is march 10th

Boss: bobby what day is it

Bobby: march 10th national no hard hat day

by Bobbydawon March 9, 2021

National ginger retaliation day

Gingers now can defend themselves from the beating that happened the day before without ANY repercussions and can only be used on the people that attacked them the day before

"Hey, remember National kick a ginger day?"
"Yeah?"
"Now it's national ginger retaliation day so prepare to suffer!"

by _ReigningGinger_ December 12, 2023

National Lover Day

Post your lover on September 10 to show that you're loyal.

K: Damn National Lover Day. Gotta post my bby to my snap story.

by Ayesha Timberlake September 10, 2021

national underwear day

To wear only underwear freely without judgement. For a whole day, enjoy being in just your underpants.

It must be national underwear day because I saw Billy in his purple polka dotted underwear getting the mail this morning.

by christinastar August 5, 2022