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One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.
"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."
by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017
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One Drink Away

one of the most underrated songs of all time - Cher Lloyds single 'One Drink Away'
oh yea have you heard Cher Lloyds song 'One Drink Away'?
by Cher Lloyd stan January 5, 2021
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Curly Short Ones

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;
Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018
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beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water
Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”
by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019
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one-pillow relationship

Refers to a couple's "close 'n' cuddly" status whereby one adoring partner usually sleeps with his/her head nestled on da other person's chest, eliminating da need for his/her own bed-pillow.
Not only do Tiffany and I totally have a "one-pillow relationship", but happily it "works in both directions", too --- either she snoozes wif her ear contentedly resting on my "warm fuzzy chest", or I savoringly lay my face on da warm silky-smooth patch above her soft ample "pillows" and doze off almost immediately.
by QuacksO January 21, 2025
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I don’t have one

Something you’re parents say to you so you don’t feel bad
Me: hey mum, you know I’m you’re favourite

Her: I don’t have one
by Weird guy March 3, 2021
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