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Gucci dick

Big money dick but dresses modestly. You wouldn't know their worth until they nut and gold comes out.

The person that wears the same 3 shirts every week but makes ridiculous money and bitches want him to nut in them so their child support sets them for life. Exclusively for people you wouldn't think are rich based off appearance.
That old man has a gucci dick, you wouldn't know it but he makes over a mil a year.
by ThyWordSmith September 5, 2019
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Dick wash

A concept in which there's a car wash-style spinning brush but instead of a ton of spinning flaps it's a ton of spinning dicks, and instead of the car, it's someone who's sexually promiscuous. The concept is used when you've had an influx of sexual partners/potential sexual partners, or when you are going dick hunting at the bar or club.
"Oh my gosh I've been flirting with so many guys recently I feel like I'm going through the dick wash!"
"Let's go out tonight, I haven't had sex in so long , I need to go through the dick wash"
by ratchetrachelxox May 31, 2018
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deeders dick

Someone who has a brain the size of his dick. In fact, his dick is the brain and does all the work. Will send nudes first instead of a greeting. Nicknamed "Tiny dick deed" cause he always does his dirty deeds to other females.
RUSSEL: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT?
SAVANNA: SEE WHAT
RUSSEL: DEEDERS DICK
SAVANNA: OH, NO?
RUSSEL: RIGHT BECAUSE DEEDERS DICK ISN'T EVEN NOTICEABLE
by s4aa4avi June 1, 2018
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Bungie Dick

When playing a game developed by Bungie, usually Destiny or Destiny 2, and you experience a problem followed by an error from Bungie. Or when you experience a reduction in loot drop variety. Or when Bungie decides to just give you Foghting Lion 500 times in a row. You have received the Bungie Dick.
“This is the 4th time in this raid I have received the gauntlets, all I have needed for two months is the helmet and all I am getting are the gauntlets... I just got disconnected... freaking getting the Bungie Dick”.
by Thereal_box June 6, 2018
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Chewing on that dick

It’s when you chewing gum, term used in Atlanta
Chewing on that dick-When you chewing gum

“I needed more dick to chew from the store”-Ricky
by AtlantaNiggasGay June 9, 2018
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dish dick

Dish Dick is the state of an individuals penis after washing dishes in a restaurant using the large pull-down dish washing machine. The penis will be teeny tiny due to being in a constant state of wetness, coupled with a very bad odor from the hours of sweat accumulating on the scrotum and or shaft of said penis.
After a hard nights work washing dishes at the restaurant I work at I was getting changed when one of the cute servers walked into the change room and saw my stinky dish dick which was embarassing due to the odor coupled with the shrinkage.
by Sh3p007 June 9, 2018
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Draggin’ Dick

Draggin’ Dick (v).
“Draggin’ Dick” refers to a sarcastic term used while engaging in an activity that involves off-roading. It applies to dirt bikes, ATV’s, UTV’s, wave runners, streetbikes and many more.

The term means to drag your dick around, going slow and acting kind of bitchy and scared when operating a vehicle of the kind listed above, but it’s used sarcastically.
Ronnie: I just popped a massive air wheelie in third gear!
Butch: You’re draggin’ dick today man, get her into fourth!
by SpazzMoto June 11, 2018
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