Depression House

A house, apartment or living space, that makes you sad being in it, or the thought of residing in it incites depression.

Maya was looking at apartments in Clayfield, but all the ones in our price range are peak Depression Houses.

by dsxmakina October 23, 2020

blunt depression

still depressed no matter how much you smoked.

Yo blunt depression is the worst!

by BumStatusYo December 6, 2018

Yeast depression

When you don’t get laid because of your yeast infection.

Chloe: Why does Sierra look so sad?
Max: Oh, she didn’t get some dick because of a yeast infection.

Chloe: Aww poor girl, she’s having another yeast depression.

by UnevenSleeves7 December 31, 2018

Joyful Depression

/'joifәl dә'preSH(ә)n/
adverb
1. The sadness that comes with longing for heaven mixed with the joy of knowing that to live is Christ.
2. The feeling when your spirit is joyful but your body is depressed.

"There is so much evil in this world, I can't wait to get to Heaven."
"It sounds like you have joyful depression."

by Harper B Meek March 29, 2021

Sneaker depression

Feelings of severed dejection after attempting to buy sneakers that you have no chance of purchasing at retail.

I’m going through sneaker depression after missing releases all month.

by K.O. February 19, 2021

Depression Present

A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or even something like coffee or clothes.

The goal of a depression present is to make life more pleasant, and enjoyable.

Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.

by K_<3_2001 October 29, 2023

Tumbling Depression

When you are half crippled from depression. A level up from Crippling Depression.

"Yo man, my mom got tumbling depression cause there weren't noodles at Walmart."

by Random but not really November 30, 2017