wet grape

An English teacher lowers your grade because he's too busy reading comics to actually teach you

Mr. Meacham is such a wet grape

by JasonTodd523 March 09, 2016

Wet Thompson

Similiar to a wet willy however using the bellybutton instead of the ear

So I was laying on the beach when all of a sudden this weird lookin guy came over and gave me a "Wet Thompson"

by Frank4202 July 17, 2011

Wet shark

Commonly known as “two in the pink one in the stink”. Also known as “two in the stink one in the pink” or both done simultaneously!

God damn! I can’t believe that guy gave me a wet shark last night!

by jonnnygreeen February 19, 2018

Wet Nosed

To have a runny nose after taking a large bong or dab hit and coughing to the point of mucus drainage.

“That boy ripped that shit so hard he was wet nosed as fuck”

by Bruce Halloweed August 28, 2021

wet mattessich

A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.

Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."

Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."

by BastilleDay June 30, 2014

Wet shovel

An alternate name to analingus or ass licking. A rim job.

My girlfriend must have been feeling kinky last night she gave me a wet shovel.

I blew my load real quick last night. My GF licked my bass then gave me a wet shovel.

by Chickenhouse January 20, 2014

Hungry for wet

Thirsty

D: I'm hungry for wet, so I must consume water from the H2O pipe.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 01, 2019