Vampire cocktail

A woman's soaked, clotted and bloody tampon that's perfect to quench the thirst for blood. Exclusively sold on Ebays dark market.

Dude I bought myself a vampire cocktail. Just need something to suck on...

by Valkyrie87 July 13, 2021

Vampire Joint

Vampire Joint is when you you roll a fat joint and fill the crutch with tissue paper, then you use the crutch of the joint to tickle your ladies coochie. After the inevitable climax, you insert the joint, crutch first, deep into your baby mamas juicebox. Later that day you come back and your baby moma has food ready for you, so you feel inclined to get toasty, you ask your baby moma to bend over as you remove the now Vampire Joint out of her blood oozing twat. And there you have it, A Vampire Joint.

Hey Bonnie, why don't you come by the master bedroom and bend over, i'd like to retrive my Vampire Joint!

by yo momms box biatch April 10, 2020

Vampire Dick

A condition in which a man craves period sex

Tom is always more eager to bang when I’m on my period. He’s got vampire dick.

by Colossal Horse July 2, 2020

Gay Vampire

Used to describe a male who is so trailblazing enticing he converts all straight males around him into being gay aswell

"Have you seen Theodore? I swear, he's such a gay vampire, every straight guy he hangs around he ends up turning gay"

by GryffindorSimp991 July 12, 2023

vampire diaries sexual

A person who is only attracted to the cast of The Vampire Diaries especially Stefan Salvatore

Boy:I like you
Girl: sorry I’m a vampire diaries sexual

by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021

Vampire Fangs

Eating someone out while on their period.

“I ate my girl out and she was on her period!”

“Bro you got your vampire fangs!”

by b a b y c a k e s February 26, 2024

The Vampire

Cutting into your dickhead with a razor and getting a blowjob. While she's sucking you squeeze your dick so blood shoots in her mouth. While she is stunned by all the blood, you turn her around and put your dick in her ass while screaming: 'I am Dracula, bow before me, bitch!'

-Hey man, in what position did you fuck her yesterday?
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!

by GingerGodBelgium November 1, 2017