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vampire slayer

Where you grab yourself a toothpick and to the unspeakable by shoving down your man pipe and jizzing so it shoots out and stabs someone
Sheila: AHH MY EYE

John: HAHA Ricky pulled a vampire slayer and got 'er in the eye
by Izmo March 16, 2008
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Vampire cocktail

A woman's soaked, clotted and bloody tampon that's perfect to quench the thirst for blood. Exclusively sold on Ebays dark market.
Dude I bought myself a vampire cocktail. Just need something to suck on...
by Valkyrie87 July 13, 2021
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Anime Vampire

n. Is a kool kid with Astonishing super powers of darkness that can stun all at the drop of an eye.
* And also kool kid can shape-shift into horrific characters that dazzle the imagination.
Anime Vampire dark coven T1 blood vampire emo moonlight
by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011
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Youth Vampires

People, usually men. Who prey and desire younger people for sex or relationships to appear and or feel younger.
The bar's just filled with those Youth Vampires, just waiting to land another twink to feed on
by Tourkey Lourkey May 21, 2024
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Vampire Popsicles

When a women freezes a used tampon.
That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles
by Zachum January 21, 2021
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Vampire diarrhea

A woman on her period is experiencing vampire diarrhea
My buddy likes to eat his girlfriend out on her period, bro loves that vampire diarrhea
by Ratpoccia June 27, 2024
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Vampire

A girl with braces who gives blowjobs, typically between the ages of 16 and 20.
Tom: Dude, Stacy is such a vampire, best fluid sucker I know.
Stan: I know, she drained me too.
by ThePhantom4602 June 30, 2022
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