Dragon steamer

Shit on someone's chest faltering eating Chinese takeout

Dude, I have a date tonight, let's Oder Chinese so I can give her a dragon steamer

by Blueshowshit August 29, 2014

taco steamer

when you perform a steaming carl in the midst of the stomach flu...

Man, she wanted the steaming carl but when it came out, yup, taco steamer, all liquid.

by Gnarkill69 December 12, 2013

clam steamer

A person or thing which a woman finds arousing or otherwise sexually appealing.

"Woah, that guy's a real clam steamer!"
"Mmm, she's really steaming my clam..."

by KevBakesClams May 13, 2015

Silicon Valley Steamer

Taking a dump in someone's PC. Usually as an office prank.

The user takes the side off of the tower. Takes a dump in the case. closes it back up.

"Did you hear Jim got fired"

"yeah. I heard he found out and left a Silicon Valley Steamer in the manager's PC."

by RazorRay May 29, 2015

Vanilla steamer

After taking a dump in a girl's mouth, you then ejaculate in her mouth.

Dude, I gave that chick a great vanilla steamer! She ate that shit up like it was from Starbuck's!

by piggytwochainsjohnson June 5, 2015

Prickly Cleveland Steamer

When you're strapped to a bed of nails and your woman drops a hot steamy deuce on your chest

Martha is about to give Bob a Prickly Cleveland Steamer

by Hairy_Cockness_Monster June 12, 2015

Glasgow Steamer

Steamer variant successfully performed when one person shits on another's chest, sits down and rocks back and forth prior to, crucially, pissing over the recipient's face.

I knew it was all over once I'd had a Glasgow Steamer.

by Saucyweasel September 4, 2015