david schwimmer

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.

by Cripplingdepression69 June 22, 2017

David Wowie

NOUN: A highly visible/prominent male crotch, hard not to stare at. Named after David Bowie's infamous crotch shots in the film Labyrinth.

His tight trousers gave him a David Wowie.

by Ginny LeChoux March 12, 2014

David Wallace

The Owner and CFO of Dunder Mifflin Inc. David often puts up with shit from the Scranton branch, he can usually be reached by pretending your his sick daughter to get on the phone with him.

David Wallace - "Can you tell me why you had to take the head off of the dummy?"
Dwight - "Well David Wallace, I saw it in a movie, I didn't think it was very realistic, turns out it's very realistic."

by The MGV May 19, 2020

David Mamo

A man who sold his kneecaps to the black market to make some money, also he is a giant douche

person 1: who do you have?
Person 2 : David Mamo
Person 1: I am so sorry for you

by DAVID MAMO6969 September 02, 2019

David Lau it

the Phrase "david lau it" is a synonym for the verb "to allow".
the accusative form: Lau it. David lau on its own is a noun.

"hey guys do you want to beat up the ecm and steal their boards?"
"No too risky, David Lau it"

or

"can i have some gum?"
"david lau it"

by BarePork January 20, 2013

Damiano David

Slang for a beautiful and cool man who has impressive singing abilities

Wow Giovanni you lookin like Damiano David today!

by rykstormurinn September 16, 2021

David Morrison

a fucking lad. fit with a big dick. all the girls fucking want this man. wanks daily and just a massive penis

David Morrison is a lad

by David111122121212 January 10, 2012