White Handed

When a man is caught post-masturbation, pre-cleanup.

She walked in on me with a knuckle omlette.

Dude, she caught you white handed!

by Scandanavian746 March 27, 2011

Talking White

A term used by an individual who talks ghetto in the response to a person who talks proper and with sense.

person 1: Technically the Sun is just a large star.

person 2: Guh, you talking white.

by @_DMillzz March 8, 2016

White Ferrari

A slang term for cocaine, named after the 2016 Frank Ocean song.

She's been riding the White Ferrari all night long.

Dude, I'm going to pick me up some White Ferrari.

by jdivision84 August 6, 2017

White Converse

Code word for basic bitch

Look at her insta, she is such a white converse!

by Whodafuckisu January 30, 2016

White Pilled

The state of having "taken" the White Pill, which is essentially enlightment and hope, with an acceptance of the good and bad realities of one's situation and the world they're in, with resolve to still move forward and do what good can be done. It is typically a graduation of being being Red Pilled.

The White Pilled indifidual's disposition of hope and peace is out of maturity and wisdom and is not to be confused with the toxic-positivity, blissful ignorance, or hard-truth denialism characteristic of the Blue Pill.

While being White Pilled may commonly describe struggling and sexless males having undergone a positive transformation, the term can be used more generally about the future and all mankind.

"White-Pilling" as an active verb can also mean to cultivate wisdom and enlightened hope in others, or simply to just give encouragement.

Bob: "I've been red-pilled for a while now and can't decide if I'll get White Pilled or Black PIlled next."
Tom: "Well don't be an asshole and go for the White Pill. Nihilism is lazy."

Sarah: "All the data we look at in the entire Sociology major is horrifying."
Kelly: "Yeah if Dr. Halbert wasn't constantly White-Pilling the shit out us we'd probably switch."

by meowmeows777 November 4, 2022

White lie

A lie told to prevent an argument or bad feelings over something generally meaningless

Male telling a white lie: "No dear, I did't talk to my female friend (the one you hate infinitly) for days now!"

by arlyin September 7, 2015

White Wedding

When someone who has been off cocaine relapses and begins to do it again, it is called a "white wedding".

"I've been away for so long
I let you go for so long

It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding"

-Billy Idol's "White Wedding", referring to relapsing on cocaine

by Balliztik1 June 8, 2009