Third party crushing

When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.

I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.

by Sir_Rutto October 31, 2020

third base compromise

Getting to third base with a new partner and finding something unexpected, but continuing anyways

"I didn't know you had a penis, but it's all good, I'll take the muddy road and call it a third base compromise"

by PurpleDido March 17, 2015

irregular-septuple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and thirteen great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-septuple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Third legger

A person who is accepted to join into threesomes of multiple couples.

"You know Sena is not the typical girl you date. Perfect for couples wanting a third legger though."

by crecia April 4, 2024

Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

quintuple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and ten great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

quintuple-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

third cousin-aunt

Parent's female third cousin.

My third cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019