Midnight Stroke

When you are sleeping and get woken up by midnight to have sex.
1. Yesterday we did the midnight stroke cus i was so tired after work.

2. Maybe i’ll be up for some midnight stroke after my shift
by Volvopigen April 04, 2023
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Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs
Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!
by Dingo Plingus March 08, 2021
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Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick
Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
by RatDogPig April 27, 2024
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Curtain Stroke

A hot, steamy stroking session behind the curtains. (a fetish)
Dari: I think sometimes you're aiming to give me a stroke.
Maya: Wasn't sure what stroke you was talking about there.

Dari: Well, I'd really enjoy a curtain stroke from you. Another, not so much.
by munsee May 06, 2020
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Dutch stroke

Another man grabs a wrist of a man while another man does the same and strokes you so it’s not gay because they’re not touching you.
Paul let me hold your wrist while you hold mine and move my shaft up and down with my hand . This is called the Dutch stroke
by Dutch monkeys February 04, 2024
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stroking the jetpack

Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.

aggressive foreplay

jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)
defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.

ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."
by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024
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Nature stroking

Jack got caught nature stroking by a man walking his dog
by nature stroker & floor shitter November 01, 2018
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