stroke the tortoise

Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.

by deepthong November 22, 2022

Slip Stroke

When you are hitting it from the back and you accidentally slip it in her ass.

"Bro I gave my girl a wicked Slip Stroke last night, she was screaming like a banshee"

by TenderNips December 9, 2021

4-Stroke

The Standard motions in most Internal Combustion Engines. Also the best way to treat a man.
Suck

Squeeze
Bang
Blow

My engine is a 4-Stroke.

Or...

I gave my BF the good ol' 4-stroke.

by Audi Quattro December 26, 2021

Counter-Stroke

When you play an excessive amount of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive only to lose repeatedly and get de-ranked.

Man I that was the biggest Counter-Stroke ever last night. I can't wait to play another 12 hours today!

by Counter Stroker December 28, 2021

Money Stroke

When you’re hitting it from the back and you’re on your last stroke before you cum all inside her

Girl: That’s the spot keep going
Boy: Cant, I’m on the money stroke

by maledestroyer January 30, 2022

Tokes For Strokes

U give tokes (hit of the J) for strokes (self-explanatory)

“tokes for strokes?”

by sebby pro March 26, 2022

Stroke

A medical emergency that has to do with blood flow being cut from the brain. It is an ancient craft perfected by Mark Waechter.

Bro jimmy had a dank stroke last night

by Broly lover 420420 March 27, 2022