Simp

A Simple Individual Minded Pimp

A "Simp" is someone who sleeps with the hoes and doesn't meet with the bros

by Menstral Man May 20, 2020

Simpe

A wicked sick term that can be used to describe almost anything. You can thank J to the S, Joe Scuzza for this wonderful word.

"Oh man, that was wicked simpe, Scuzza!"

by Mike November 29, 2004

Simp

Perfect example a simp is a sucka ass nigga that gets played by a female and shows signs of bitch niqqa emotions that a female usually has like crying over a bitch or kissing ass to a female to the point where even his bros are disappointed and he loses respect from his peers

Female : I'm sorry I fucked another nigga but it wasn't my fault I was high I will never do it again Simp niqqa :It's okay baby I love u (sobs) it was a mistake and I will never lose u
Baby it's my fault because as a man I'm suppose to please my woman (Here are other simp tendencies) spending a lotta money on a girl when u haven't been dating for even a year or less getting cheated on several times my a girl showing signs of obsessing over said bitch putting girl over your niggas and your girl is a thot but you don't care

by Kappa B July 29, 2017

SIMP

A simp is a crybaby who can't get pussy no matter how hard he tries. A simp will go and offer a shoulder to cry on or be overly nice to women in order to get with them, and when it doesn't work out, they cry about it for two weeks and move on to their next prey. A simp will do anything to get pussy. A simp will pay for food, bills, buy gifts and act like a bitch in general just to get pussy. A true simp will try to fuck anything with a pussy. Ultimately, he chases after mediocre to below average pussy from females who probably deserve whatever they are getting. Simps are punks, bottom feeders, and laughable. They are antisocial fake depressed weebs who can't use their own skills to get pussy, so they prey on females who should just be left alone to deal with whatever they created. They are the worst type of fuckboys and should be avoided at all costs.

SUCKERS WHO
IDOLIZE
MEDIOCRE
PUSSY

Davis offered his best girl friend a shoulder to cry on when her boyfriend broke up with her. She saw his dick and said it was too small. Then she proceeded to ask him if he was a virgin, he said yes then he cried on her shoulder. What a simp.

by d4spair September 5, 2019

Simp

Simp-A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

Alex is a simp

by Andytown April 3, 2020

Simpe

Simple,Easy,Nub.

Owning Jim is so simpe.

Dude shut up. Its so simpe.

by Tobe. September 1, 2003

Simp

a simp is someone who is chasing some irrelevant pussy and is brown nosing that bitch 24/7. A simp puts his sub par lady over the boys 9/10 times for nothing but a cuddle sesh. Simps are fake depressed dweebs that will do absolutely anything to get mediocre pussy, such as: buy her gifts, shower her with compliments, taking her shopping, constantly wondering what she is up to, wanting to attend her sports games. (If she or it even plays one) Simps have became a popular trend on tik tok in the past couple weeks and this is necessary to spread the word of what the SIMP is.

Dude ______ is such a simp

by DonaldTrump123 December 23, 2019