hot rod gasket

A condom.

I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...

by Bluesheart June 9, 2016

Oklahoma Lightning Rod

The act of walking past your buddy after he’s just gotten out of the shower, full frontal nude, whilst welling up a gnarly turd cutter- and farting on it.

Bro I got Sebby so good, got him with the old Oklahoma Lightning Rod when he hopped out of the shower

by The BubbleMaker March 2, 2025

Rod Land

A 1990 arcade game. Also known as Yousei Monogatari Rod Land, or Rod Land: A Fairytale.

The story follows Tam and Rit as they try and rescue their mother who's been taken away to a tower filled with (cute) monsters.

Average Joe: "boy, I haven't been this bored in ages!"

Average Joe's friend: "why don't you go run through rod land then?"

Average Joe: "people still play that??"

by Aufhebenicus December 13, 2017

Rod

A sexy cute guy who loves wearing big & black pants. Usually very smart, confident, passionate, open-minded and considerate. Rod lovers girls and everything about girls. AWESOME IN BED! He makes you cum so hard over and over with his nice dick and magical fingers. You will be extremely satisfied and exhausted when you finish with him.

Rod is a hot porn start; successful business man; professional engineer; GREAT DADDY.

"He took me to Heaven last night :P"
"Omg that's a real Rod!"

by KLAUSPIG November 23, 2021

Rod

It means penis. Literally a penis.

Wow! He has a huge rod!
Well, his rod is not as large as I thought it would.

by hooooooooshah November 22, 2021

Doing a Dyno/Dyno Rod

When going to the toilet you’re either going for a Dyno(wee) or Dyno Rod (log) Poo. In reference to the drain company Dyno-Rod

Ash has gone to the toilet doing a Dyno/Dyno rod

by Jimbo24 February 28, 2024

Hot rod

Getting your leg peed on in the shower

Teresa loves a warm hot rod in the shower. Was it accidental? Probably not.

Hot rod = peeing on someone's leg, hopefully in the shower

by Rageagainstthemeat September 30, 2020