When a man has love at first sight. He falls for the pizza girl after just one short encounter (often just a few words are exchanged), yet afterwards he wonders why he didn't get down on one knee and propose. Most pizza girls are never actually obtained because the subject was really drunk and the girl was hideous, the girl was way out of his league, or he fucked it up on the second time he approached her because he was too nervous. Pizza girls are also often replaced by a new pizza girl the following week when he meets another random girl at a party and is so drunk he thinks he loves her too.
Never steal a man's pizza girl.
Never steal a man's pizza girl.
Guy in love-"Dude I met this girl at the pizza station in the dining hall and I didn't realize how wonderful she was until after I left. Should have gotten down on one knee right then and there and proposed."
Friend-"It's alright you'll see her again bro."
Guy in love- "Yeah I saw her two days ago and tried to talk to her but when I went up to her she didn't remember who I was, then I tripped and stabbed the cafeteria lady with a fork, then threw up on her while trying to clean the spaghetti off of her boobs so I'll never approach that pizza girl again."
Friend-"It's alright you'll see her again bro."
Guy in love- "Yeah I saw her two days ago and tried to talk to her but when I went up to her she didn't remember who I was, then I tripped and stabbed the cafeteria lady with a fork, then threw up on her while trying to clean the spaghetti off of her boobs so I'll never approach that pizza girl again."
by Brochachonacho November 4, 2014
Get the Pizza Girlmug. Person: man look at pizza face johnny over there with his boils and all that there pepperoni and greasy cheese. I could just eat his face!
by scaryguy309 August 28, 2016
Get the pizza facemug. by Johnny Ladarta September 14, 2017
Get the como pizzamug. A complicated sex act with many steps. First, you shove a cucumber up a girls vagina, and then you let the juice drip onto a pizza. Then, you roll the pizza around the cucumber like it’s a burrito. 🌯 Finally, you eat it like a burrito and let the juices run down your chin and the girl licks them. 👅
Hey yo timsha do you wanna meet in the back room at dominos for a nice juicy session of pizza and cucumbering? I wanna shove that cucumber so far up there and it’s gonna make the pizza turn into a fucking wet towel.
by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018
Get the Pizza and cucumberingmug. A person who thinks the only good pizza is from New York or Chicago or the old country. Or argues about the origin of pizza like they have a monopoly on some ancient wisdom of the ages and anyone who likes Totinos or Godfathers is a fucktard.
by Akathebest May 1, 2015
Get the Pizza Snobmug. hey man you know fanellis pizza on seabourne road soutbourne bournemout?
Yeah its wack bruv (Knuckle touch)
Yeah its wack bruv (Knuckle touch)
by xp79 June 19, 2008
Get the fanellis pizzamug. by John Jeremy October 1, 2018
Get the Ultimate pizzamug.