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I'm not a cat

An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.
Rod: *Shows up as a cat*
Others: *weird looks*
Rod: *PANICS* "I'm here live, I'm not a cat".
by Pewkiplier February 12, 2021
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s0bbing..cat

The best ever tiktoker who probably takes drugs on a daily basis.

ILYSM <33
"Hey, do you know s0bbing..cat?"
"Yes ofc they're amazing!!"
by .pompomz April 13, 2022
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Cat Wings

Imagine its a hot humid summer day and your a woman that has larger Vaginal Lips. Cat Wings are when your lips become stuck to your thighs because of sweat.
Its 100 degrees out and about 95% humidity. looks like its gonna be a cat wings kind of day. Damn.
by RINGER 425 June 4, 2013
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Dropping Cats

Can also refer to tripping out.

When a person hallucinates or sees something that isn't really happening or really there.
Person 1: Woahh your head is changing colours
Person 2: Dude you're dropping cats
by SquishyRock June 11, 2009
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haz-cat

A dangerous cat that makes one question if they need body armor.
Did you see Brad's haz-cat? It was hissing at us and almost leaped on me.
by CapnTom September 20, 2010
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dang cats

A large group of people who do stuff together. Comes from England where cats would sit on fences and sing and groups of people would yell "dang cats".
Manuel: Dude lets go bolwing!
Kelly:Who's coming?
Manual:The Dang Cats
Kelly: Oh, I'm there.
by Greg1225 February 21, 2009
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Cat Curbed

When someone causes an interference of a girl who is trying to get a guy to have sex with her. Basically like "cock blocking" except its a girl trying to get the guy verses the guy trying to get the girl.
" I can't believe you just cat curbed me!"
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