wet lobster

when you lick your thumb and pointer finger then pinch the other persons nose

yo did you see me give tux a wet lobster

by keek the sneak January 4, 2009

Wet shovel

An alternate name to analingus or ass licking. A rim job.

My girlfriend must have been feeling kinky last night she gave me a wet shovel.

I blew my load real quick last night. My GF licked my bass then gave me a wet shovel.

by Chickenhouse January 19, 2014

wet worm

Its a 20 by 10 highly lubricated dildoe that homosexual males (Garrett Stepp) use when they pleasure one another

"As garrett stepp woke up the next morning with a sore asshole he shouted to his partner man that wet worm was amazing!"

by RipYou a NewOne February 15, 2014

wet turd

A piece of extremely damp turd that drips out after drinking a shit tone of energy drinks

"He is a wet turd"

by LittleSlice May 8, 2014

wet mattessich

A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.

Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."

Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."

by BastilleDay June 29, 2014

Wet itch

Female masturbation in regards to a wet sometimes loose vagina that makes a moist smacking sound.

My roommate decided to take care of her wet itch while I was sleeping.

by Thisguy58 March 16, 2015

wet hedgehog

When the guy or girls pubic hair gets covered in jizz after a guy cums out

Yo, I gave that girl a wet hedgehog after going at it all night

by flying_spidereggs July 19, 2015