So I was laying on the beach when all of a sudden this weird lookin guy came over and gave me a "Wet Thompson"
by Frank4202 July 17, 2011
You've heard of the "brown note," right? 1:25 is the lesser known but much more pleasent "wet note." - Jessie Nebulous. Comment on 'Repo! The Genetic Opera- 21st Century Cure
by Onveena October 03, 2018
A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.
Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."
Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."
Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."
by BastilleDay June 30, 2014
My girlfriend must have been feeling kinky last night she gave me a wet shovel.
I blew my load real quick last night. My GF licked my bass then gave me a wet shovel.
I blew my load real quick last night. My GF licked my bass then gave me a wet shovel.
by Chickenhouse January 20, 2014
by Thisguy58 March 16, 2015
John: I slipped on a puddle of water when I walked into the kitchen
George: Sorry, me and Ashely made Wet Watermellons
George: Sorry, me and Ashely made Wet Watermellons
by The One Ginger September 11, 2011
From an unknown oriental martial arts discipline. The Wet Suzuki is an infamously difficult move that involves many strikes on the opponents bladder and kidneys causing them to piss themselves......
TO DEATH!
TO DEATH!
Hey mum, I'm not gonna make it home tonight. I got into a fight with a ninja , he wet suzuki'd me and I can't stop pissing.. i think i'm gonna die hey.
by Dirty Malone July 30, 2016