Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.
Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
by Urban Parker January 27, 2017
Get the crimes against naturemug. A friend of mine who had a gastric bypass was left with some lose skin. The excess skin on her legs created some folds and gathered much like a leg warmer, hence the term natural leg warmer.
I hate my natural leg-warmers, that’s why I always wear pants.
I love that I lost all this weight, but it’s such a shame I’m stuck with these natural leg-warmers
I love that I lost all this weight, but it’s such a shame I’m stuck with these natural leg-warmers
by Cheeky T September 3, 2023
Get the Natural leg-warmermug. a slang for when the outside temperature is at or below ambient room temperature. Based on the idea that under these temperatures the outside feels as if it was being cooled by AC.
I can't wait for the natural ac to come on during the fall. It's hot today, I wish the natural ac was on.
by dogfire October 24, 2025
Get the natural acmug. Cop 1: Hey there. Nature Boy. We need to have a talk with you.
Naked Man: Who me?
Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola.
Naked Man: Who me?
Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola.
by pavernous cussy September 20, 2020
Get the Nature Boymug. LOOK how many of you ABORTION HATERS and ABORTION REJECTERS screw your GIRLY in the S0D0MY as you see congratulations you just had a NATURAL ABORTION as us FAGS are your residential experts and not only that it's PRIDE WEAK for all you NATURAL ABORTION FUCKERS.
by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE June 29, 2022
Get the NATURAL ABORTIONmug. Who are Nature Nerds
Nature Nerds is a group of anonymous artists who are concerned with how people are destroying nature.
What is our goal?
Our goal is to change the minds of our readers, and to convince people to treat nature better. I think that this might make he world a better place.
When will there be new comics?
We post new comics daily. We work hard on every comic to make sure that they perfect before we post it.
Nature Nerds is a group of anonymous artists who are concerned with how people are destroying nature.
What is our goal?
Our goal is to change the minds of our readers, and to convince people to treat nature better. I think that this might make he world a better place.
When will there be new comics?
We post new comics daily. We work hard on every comic to make sure that they perfect before we post it.
by Nature Nerd Comics November 18, 2020
Get the Nature Nerd Comicsmug. Rachael: Could you create me some cool images for this job I’m working on?
Jack: Yeah of course, that’s cool, that’s natural.
Jack: Yeah of course, that’s cool, that’s natural.
by CptainJack February 14, 2018
Get the That’s naturalmug.