National Rim Job Day

May 24th, go get your car rims done and then, you can be a little weird!
Sounds dirty, but it isn't!

Kurtis: Hey mechanic! it's May 24th, National Rim Job Day!
Mechanic: Alright i'll get your rim job done!

by kurtisconner May 29, 2021

National Big Dick Day

November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.

Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"

Nate: "Not allowed to."

Matt: "Damn."

by Billiam27 June 4, 2021

National dick pic day

Today July 17th send your dick to someone who you want to surprise and think would like it.

Wow he sent me a pic of his dick it must be national dick pic day

by National dick pic day July 17, 2021

National Slap Your Tallest Friend day

National slap your tallest fried day is on November 4th .
Remember you can only slap them if they are 5 '3 or taller

Walk up to them ask if you can slap them because its "National Slap Your Tallest Friend Day", if they say no you can still slap them either way.

by Banananior November 3, 2021

National Say Yes To Your Gf Day

What ever your gf ask you have to say yes

Gf::Can we get food?
Bf::Yes because it’s national say yes to your gf day

by Love you daddy September 2, 2021

National Bitch Ass Nigga Day

A day where you can post on all social platforms someone you don’t like or some who has wronged you in the past. This holiday lies on October 4th.

Happy bitch ass nigga day everyone.
It’s National bitch ass nigga day so i can post my ex on instagram.

by Pretty cat club October 3, 2021

National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

November 30 is national kiss your boyfriend day

National Kiss Your Boyfriend day is a day where you kiss your boyfriend whenever

Girl "Guess what"
Boyfriend "What"
Girl *kiss*
Girl "Its November 30"!
boy "i love you so much"

by someonewithaprettygirlfriend November 25, 2021