Isaac Sloan, or more commonly known as shlana king Is a 15 year old stromlo sender that doesn't give a fuck about anything or anyone. He sometimes ditches the dogs and go to adelaide to some shitty public school called Nazareth but that's besides the point. Currently Shlana king is studying sex therapy at ANU hoping to learn more about his passion of the female body *moans in myles ear* These are his attributes: He is a jacked mother fucker that snorts lines of creatine daily, He has the cock the size of an alpha wolf, He eats more pussy than a coyote let loose in the suburbs and He is filled with pure testosterone
#nonofthatoestrogenshit Shlana is also a hard stoner as well as an alcoholic. Half a cruiser and he is in the ER. Shlanas girlfriends names are Dakota and Laila. Shoutout to them on instagram @_dakota.t._ @lailarosecrawley shlana king takes after his uncle eddie. Eddie’s a mad cunt, and even tho he abused shlana king when he was 5 shlana still looks up to him. He buys shlana king black tar heroin from the local dealer.
#nonofthatoestrogenshit Shlana is also a hard stoner as well as an alcoholic. Half a cruiser and he is in the ER. Shlanas girlfriends names are Dakota and Laila. Shoutout to them on instagram @_dakota.t._ @lailarosecrawley shlana king takes after his uncle eddie. Eddie’s a mad cunt, and even tho he abused shlana king when he was 5 shlana still looks up to him. He buys shlana king black tar heroin from the local dealer.
by Noicher August 5, 2021
Get the Shlana Kingmug. by stink king December 12, 2018
Get the stink kingmug. Have it your way at BK. You got it! :)
by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020
Get the Burger Kingmug. The act of booling max level boss status. Being the Alpha within the social circle in which you bool with. To have no cap boolin restrictions on life. To be treated like a King by your Boo Queen in your realm or territory.
by Hamrix July 22, 2019
Get the King Boolingmug. Drug Kingpin of the 607, known in upstate New York for being the leader and creator of the gang “”Kingsquad”, as well as his many rap songs that have gone viral. If u know anyone with cocaine in upstate New York, chances are it’s from King Camo.
by K-Rackz January 31, 2019
Get the King Camomug. The King of all Gingers....
Once the media, shows such as South Park, and the population of people with other hair colors drive those with Ginger hair color to the point of sheer anger, frustration, depression, and possibly even close to extinction, the Ginger King will appear and will take control to explain to the world why everyone needs Gingers and why Gingers are more normal if not superior to those with different color hair. This will bring about a new era, where Gingers are no longer made fun of but looked upon as role models and keys members of Society. When this time will come is uncertain.
Once the media, shows such as South Park, and the population of people with other hair colors drive those with Ginger hair color to the point of sheer anger, frustration, depression, and possibly even close to extinction, the Ginger King will appear and will take control to explain to the world why everyone needs Gingers and why Gingers are more normal if not superior to those with different color hair. This will bring about a new era, where Gingers are no longer made fun of but looked upon as role models and keys members of Society. When this time will come is uncertain.
Poor Ginger kid: I warn you now, the day will come when you will no longer make fun of me
Viva el Ginger king!
Bully: Looks like it's national kick a ginger day
Ginger: But I am not different than you
Bully: You have no soul Ginger Bitch
Ginger: I was born from normal parents just like you , I dont deserve this
Bully: Shut up and just accept it Pumpkin Gut
Ginger King: Why would you harm a defensless kid just because of his hair color?
Bully: you are a ginger too fag
Ginger King: I've had enough of you, your a fatass who has no soul yourself and has to take it out on a poor kid with red hair just because your gonna be jealous in ten years when you see your girlfriend cheating on with him. YOUR NOT EVEN WORTH BEING IN THE LOWEST PITS OF HELL!
Bully: runs off in fear
Ginger: thanks ginger king
Ginger King dissapears to help another abused red-head
Viva el Ginger king!
Bully: Looks like it's national kick a ginger day
Ginger: But I am not different than you
Bully: You have no soul Ginger Bitch
Ginger: I was born from normal parents just like you , I dont deserve this
Bully: Shut up and just accept it Pumpkin Gut
Ginger King: Why would you harm a defensless kid just because of his hair color?
Bully: you are a ginger too fag
Ginger King: I've had enough of you, your a fatass who has no soul yourself and has to take it out on a poor kid with red hair just because your gonna be jealous in ten years when you see your girlfriend cheating on with him. YOUR NOT EVEN WORTH BEING IN THE LOWEST PITS OF HELL!
Bully: runs off in fear
Ginger: thanks ginger king
Ginger King dissapears to help another abused red-head
by ShyRonnnie December 7, 2009
Get the Ginger Kingmug. by Jon Ace March 19, 2007
Get the Prom Kingmug.