by BIg chewy March 13, 2017
Top tier knob glazer .Also might be Hendersonville biggest simp . Gets on his knees for big cock Dan .
Did you see that big Juan got all the gravy work this week . Yeah it’s because he glazed big cock Dan
by Papi124 May 07, 2024
Juan is the love of your life. He doesn't know it but he's the only reason you wake up in the morning and makes you feel so special every single day. He doesn't speak English but still talks to you every single day. He is so cute and gives you butterflies and makes you feel like shit when your not with him. He's not your man, but one day he will be.
Me: there's a feeling in my chest and I don't know if it's love or pain because of the fact that Juan isnt mine yet. I'm in love with Juan Jose Lopez
by Jaydasbsf March 09, 2024
A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.
Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..
I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.
I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.
by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022
A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.
by Richard ‘Dick’ N. N. N. Lord November 02, 2020
the alteratioin of a woman's voice so that it is artificially deep, in an effort to emulate the voice of a man. Particularly effective when trying to digust or otherwise irritate your friends.
i just told my roommate an entire story in juan paco voice and i keep being obscene and she's like "IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES"
by manifest January 16, 2007
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