Juan

Juan is a toe loving weirdo. He comes off as gay even though he might not be. He’s extremely stubborn and can be rude from time to time. And he’s very serious about his time so don’t waste it.

Sarah- do you know who Juan is?
Chris- yea that’s that toe loving kid

by Whyiseverythingchrome February 20, 2020

Juan

Short Man who’s bad at Smash

N:Juan is a good person.
D: Haha Good One!

by DoSeyWasTaken September 9, 2020

San Juan Tug of war

San Juan Tug of war. When two dominant Puerto Rican males attach their prince Albert piercings together and begin tugging in a battle to prove ultimate male dominance .

Carlos and Jose are competing in the san juan tug of war for the affection of a new Señorita in the workplace, they winner will win the love of their new interest

by Produce bob October 18, 2025

Juan

A jackass who likes using the word trash alot even though he is the very definition of the word.

J:Hey are you friends with Juan? F: No hes a jackass. J: yeah fuck him

by Johsndi December 25, 2018

Juan

A bitch who is self centered asshole who doesn't care about their gf and most times retarded and make stupid ass jokes that people find funny and will definitely never become famous or smart and will probably be poor

juan is a dick

by hrufvesfuwfrw8 March 23, 2020

Pulling a Juan

An 18 year old virgin

Bro it's 3 days before your 18th birthday and you still haven't fucked yet.Your pulling a Juan .

by Jerry730 July 19, 2016

Juan noodle

A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.

Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.

by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024