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Jasmine

Kinda crazy, a little hazy, but def not lazy. Jasmine is one weird son of a bitch, probably with homicidal tendencies, but damn she’s cool as fuck. Flirty to the extreme to the point where she’s immune to all flirtation, she’s real hard one to catch. Probably a sociopath. Apparently a top. Approach with caution.
Don’t talk to Jasmine unless you have something either really intelligent or really funny to say.
by Mr. McSpicy Man April 10, 2022
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Jasmine

She is a flower, a deadly one. Jasmine will be for you unless you fork up. Jasmine loves to draw and binge-watch Chinese drama shows. She loves to brag about her grades, but other than that she very nice. She never says any bad words, unless you really pissed her off. She loves that she is named after da Jasmine Tea. She even has a song named after her in Chinese. Jasmine is a great friend, she will support you during school, but you need to pay her back in candy.
A: Is that Jasmine?
B: Yes, I think she's bragging about her grades again.
A: Dang my grades sucks.
B: Just pay her a Sour Patch Candy and she will help you cheat!
A: Dang what a nice person.
Jasmine: FORKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
by Real Definitions :) November 23, 2021
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Jasmine

Geez jasmine yo feet small
by KingAlmeida October 16, 2019
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Jasmine

Hi Jasmine
by Barbados Bovell November 19, 2021
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Jasmine

Jasmine is a mean but nice best friend she has a wild personality, she's very honest, and she will try her best to make anyone happy she works hard to make others feel good about themselves it doesn't Matter if you're her bestfriend, boyfriend/girlfriend, or just a friend she will still try to make you happy in her own way she's bossy, pretty, and we can't forget good at giving advice
Get yourself a jasmine before they're all taken!!
by The only honest Jas</3 December 18, 2021
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Jasmin

Jasmin is er very Nice person but a trampertøs who is going to tramp you if you take her red bull
Jasmin is a trampertøs who is very scary
by Kurac123mysteri November 22, 2021
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Jasmine

Ex
S- hey do you know jasmine??
M- yea she’s a total bitch
by koljdbiwb November 23, 2021
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