A game played in a sports locker room in which one male stands directly straight from another naked male who is erected. that male holds a towel and plans to throw the towel on the erected penis. the object of the game is to throw the towel on the erected penis and get it to not hit the ground and balance on the erected penis. the male who gets the towel balanced from the farthest distance away wins.
Johny and Nick were bored one day after football practice Nick asked Johny to play locker room toss. Unfortunately Johny said no.
by CarfagnoFazio September 10, 2006
The act of going into someones house, apartment, or hotel room while they are not there and performing the following tasks.
A. Leaving a massive pile of shit in the toilet and letting its aroma engulf the entire area.
B. After task A is complete proceed to wipe your ass and balls(if you have them) on everything you believe the occupant might touch especially the pillows.
C. Yanking out some pubes and sprinkling them over the bed; especially the sheets.
*Bonus points*
If you have crabs and proceed to infest the entire bed and/or toilet. Double your score if it turns out later the person subsequently received crabs from your actions.
A. Leaving a massive pile of shit in the toilet and letting its aroma engulf the entire area.
B. After task A is complete proceed to wipe your ass and balls(if you have them) on everything you believe the occupant might touch especially the pillows.
C. Yanking out some pubes and sprinkling them over the bed; especially the sheets.
*Bonus points*
If you have crabs and proceed to infest the entire bed and/or toilet. Double your score if it turns out later the person subsequently received crabs from your actions.
The guy in room 402 was an asshole when asking for an extra towel, so I proceeded to give him some Russian room service the next day when he left for his meeting.
or
That bastard left me alone in his house the next morning after the one night stand so I left him some russian room service to remember me by.
or
That bastard left me alone in his house the next morning after the one night stand so I left him some russian room service to remember me by.
by Anna Recksick April 02, 2008
A person with IQ as low as a room's temperature.
Uses celsius because only room temperature IQs use fahrenheit.
Uses celsius because only room temperature IQs use fahrenheit.
Rodrigo Duterte, the Philippine President has room temperature IQ as he can't comprehend anything that concerns Covid 19 handling.
a chat room where a bunch of young whony boys go into to look for naked pictures of women. also, where young boys go to have cyber sex and it turns out 90 % of the time they are both men
igetkrunnkk91: yo billy-joe, lets head over to the lesbian chat room and get some naked pics homey
hillbillybillyjoe: yea man, my sister aint givin me nothin anymore, i'm so whorny ive been beatin' my jizzin johnson like it owes me money
hillbillybillyjoe: yea man, my sister aint givin me nothin anymore, i'm so whorny ive been beatin' my jizzin johnson like it owes me money
by rob is the man September 04, 2005
SAID TO A COUPLE USUALLY IN CHURCH OR SOMETHING EVOLVING CHURCH TO GET A COUPLE TO MOVE AWAY FROM EACH OTHER
by MIXEDMIRRA August 10, 2017
A locker room where foot ball players and cheer leaders change and shower at the same time. only done at the most progressive collages.
by Deep blue 2012 October 19, 2009
When a dishevelled ginger man enters the living room of a house and doesn't leave until he is 100% out of his mind from drinking tinny's all day or consequently blacks out.
Guy 1: Ay' up where's Doug?
Guy 2: Did he not turn up for work today?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: My guess is it being a Monday he's most probably still living room pissed.
Guy 2: Did he not turn up for work today?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: My guess is it being a Monday he's most probably still living room pissed.
by MidlandManc June 21, 2017