Quiche in the oven

When you don’t want to join someone else’s plan, you use this fake excuse to indicate you don’t want to come. First coined by Craig Brown.

“Sorry I can’t come tonight, I’ve got a quiche in the oven.”

by mintyfresh7 March 17, 2024

Canuck Oven

Where you take a large Bong hit, trap someone under the bed sheets and exhale under the sheet.
Similar to the Dutch Oven.

She normally doesn't smoke, but likes when I give her a Canuck Oven

by Rhyging July 30, 2014

oven grinder

The process by which two males perform various sexual acts on each other using anal beads, salad dressings, and family heirlooms, all while being filmed by an out of state woman

Did you hear Petes cousin, Michelle, is in town from Minnesota? I just bought some raspberry vinaigrette, we should totally have an oven grinder tonight.

by Ovengrinderdude March 08, 2017

Devil's Dutch Oven

Farting whilst in the shower with your significant other.

"Oh man, my wife is so mad at me. I gave her a devil's dutch oven in the shower last night and she threatened to divorce me."

by QwertyZeke September 17, 2021

Twat Oven

When you put your dick in the vagina and twist the clit like a dial to heat your meat

Quentin: I used that pussy like a Twat Oven.
Norman: You useless sack of shit.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Dumpster Oven

When u cream pie a lady, or a man I guess if ur gay and all. And then fall asleep w the victim under an electric blanket.

Remember that lady from high school Science classMarianna I always wanted to cream pie? Well I'm better than I thought, I dumpster ovened her last night in a Motel 6. I know... Who knew Motel 6 had electric blankets, right???

by Ass plug twister March 22, 2021

brownie in the dutch oven

You fart under the covers and pull them up over the other person, but a little poop comes out.

"Dude.. I totaly did a brownie in the Dutch oven last night and had to wash my sheets"

by Shlynlew June 17, 2017