When your dick is rounder than it is long, you have no shaft at all. Just one big, or little dick head attached between your navel and rectum.
by Aaron,Dave and Chamberlin February 04, 2006
a girl that smells just like tuna when you open her up thus the smell of a just opend can o tuna she may also have the same properties of tuna (falling apart in your mouth)
by D-rikk October 22, 2009
Friend: Hey let's save a few bucks and buy a case of Pisscan Light.
You: No CAN do, buddy. It's decent bottled beer or nothing for me.
You: No CAN do, buddy. It's decent bottled beer or nothing for me.
by Pickles McDoody November 19, 2010
When you shove in a girls twat anything you can find(pens,bottles, ashtrays) and stomp it in w/ your foot of a voracious whore who can't be satisfied by normal sexual means
"Dude, Jenny's been ridden so many times I had to trash can her just to get a rise out of that slut"
by eddie1056 June 29, 2009
A coffe can is a big ass hole...u see this wen girls get fuked in the ass by big dick...Its sumthin thyt jims mom has
by weird fuken dude April 28, 2006
The terrible sounding vehicle exhaust. Usually accompanied by a rattling sound. Most commonly found on cars in which the driver wants the public to think their car is fast.
by tearyouapart February 09, 2009
"Hey Lamont, having a hard time getting action with that Tuna Can? No pun intended." Laughter ensues.
by LamontLambda April 17, 2014