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Hipster in Disguise

Someone who wears a band shirt under another layer of clothing in which the shirt is not visible.
Before going to the listening party of the up and coming indie band The National's new album, Adrian Brody put on his concert shirt he bought from their first tour in 1999 under his sweater. Adrian Brody is a hipster in disguise.
by TeddieRoosevelt April 17, 2010
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Hipster douche

n. One of the many sub-genres of hipster, characterized by a smug demeanor and better than average looks, i.e. he resembles a woman. Is very popular with hipster women because of his thinness and lack of body hair. Has unusually broad shoulders for a 6 foot tall male who weighs 120 pounds.
That hipster douche totally cock blocked me. I just have no game with hipster women.
by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008
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Hipster Arrest

When hipsters intentionally try to get arrested being "political"/"occupying" a Street!
Joey wore Duct tape around his wrists to the OCCUPY rally in case the handcuffs chaffed his wrists in a "hipster arrest".
by Bettie Johnson October 17, 2011
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Price Hipster

(n.) Somebody who always has the better price or better deal on an item than you no matter how cheap you got it for. This type of person also seems to get the hottest and most popular items out long before their release somehow.They think very highly of themselves because of this and they frequently belittle those who bought items at a higher price than they did.
Suzie Q: "Wow I got such a sweet deal on my new 32 in. LED TV that I got today! $200 bucks what a steal!"

Joe Schmo:"HAHA! loser I got that same TV you had for only $130 and that was 2 weeks before it came out. You got ripped the hell off and you should shop better and get good deals like me."

Suzie Q: "Joe, you're fucking annoying. Stop being such a Price Hipster nobody gives a rat's ass about how much of a better deal you got."
by MagicMann January 25, 2013
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Hipster Heaven

Another name for the Brooklyn, NY neighborhood Williamsburg. Can also encompass areas of Bushwick.

The area is over-run with art school types who live in outrageously over-priced apartments that Mommy and Daddy pay for so that all extra cash can be spent at Urban Outfitters or other hipster paraphernalia merchants.
John: hey you wanna meet me for a drink near my apartment?
Alice: hell no man, you live in hipster heaven! I could be assaulted by a disgruntled Urban Outfitters employee!
by Roflmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010
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hipster or scenester

Conformists within a sub-culture who dress alike and have similar tastes who mock folks in other subcultures for being conformists and lacking originality.
All the hipster kids go to that bar to surround themselves with folks who are also wearing the same "original" look.
by T-Racy January 5, 2004
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hipster fart

noun.

a bodily gaseous discharge air-trapped in skinny jeans, and only noticed once the skinny jeans are peeled off.
<scene>hipster taking off pants</scene>

Whoa, what's that smell? did I just fart? I don't remember--Oh, it must have been my fart from noon, which was trapped in my skinny jeans. silly me.

I can't believe I hipster farted. How tres embarra-silly.
by B. Dang November 13, 2009
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