Ass-fires 

1.Really bad Diarrhoea, so much so, that it feels like fire is coming out of your anus.

2.Worse than normal diarrhoea.

I had such bad Ass-fires earlier that now, I can't sit down.

Ass-fires by Erika Munoz February 28, 2008

Jack Freese 

Coolest stud in town, aka the shit (sometimes even literally...)

Jack Freese = see antonym of skeechie

Jack Freese by Milk = Farts April 27, 2012

sugar flies 

Sugar flies, noun, Women who hang around and on male homosexuals to keep straight guys from even looking their way.

Women who keeps gay male friends because they are harmless to them.

"That fucking faggot at the bar has sugar flies buzzing all around him."
"Oh shit here comes gay Adam and his swarm of sugar flies."
"We could tell you were a homo by your train of sugar flies."

sugar flies by Scarcazim October 9, 2013

Man Fiesta 

A party or gathering of all men before an event or the last day of an event. A man fiesta always contains your closest friends, and no women are allowed.

"Hey John, on the last night before the end of school, you wanna come over for a man fiesta?

Man Fiesta by reece99 June 14, 2014

cosmic fiesta 

When you send your rocket to Uranus, then helicopter the juices at her, giving her a 'Milky Way', then beating it on her ass til you burst like a pinata, all while wearing a sombrero.

I gave that bitch a cosmic fiesta last night, she really enjoyed herself.

cosmic fiesta by MetalReaper April 25, 2015

David Freese 

The 2011 St. Louis Cardinals 3rd baseman. An amazing baseball player who helped the St.Louis Cardinals win the 2011 World Series. He's the absolute best player any up and coming baseball player should want to be him.

Hey did you see that little leauge game?

Yeah that little 3rd baseman is the next David Freese!

David Freese by STL_Sports_Lover September 12, 2016

Keyden Firestone 

An inconsiderable jerk who beats his girlfriend and calls people terrible names. he likes to beat people for the thrill.
He cussess and makes inappropriate jokes.

Do not be like Keyden Firestone.

Keyden Firestone by AMps the wolf March 18, 2019