Guy 1: "Heard the Cubs signed Yu Darvish to a huge contract."
Guy 2: "Yeah but he's still not making Danny Benz money."
Guy 1: "I just made $100K commission off of this deal."
Guy 2: "$100K? Better step your game up if you want to make Danny Benz money."
Guy 2: "Yeah but he's still not making Danny Benz money."
Guy 1: "I just made $100K commission off of this deal."
Guy 2: "$100K? Better step your game up if you want to make Danny Benz money."
by the_rickest_rickthere_ever_was May 17, 2018

a straight up pedophile. if he says he's not, never believe him... if you bump into him, run away as fast as you can
by bossom November 22, 2021

by Iwejbdbdjwkk March 30, 2020

the Danny devito prison is a place you can always venture to when do under the influence that the only thing that comes to mind is danny devito. obviously.
by danny’s girl September 22, 2021

by FenianSam March 6, 2020

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by Give me a D wait what July 20, 2021
