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Crusty pants 

When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants
Mommmm I have crusty pants again
Crusty pants by OrangeTS May 29, 2019

crusty opinion 

A crusty opinion is an opinion ain‘t nobody wanna hear ITS CRUSTYYYY
Somebody: girl you r so ugly
Me: Did i ask for your crusty opinion

Crusty Elbows 

When people don't wash and lotion their elbows so they get crusty.
Crusty Elbows by Linda ;) July 10, 2019

Crusty Crouch

A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.
Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face
Crusty Crouch by UwU crust July 20, 2019

Crusty Lobster 

When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money
Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night

Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
Crusty Lobster by Chad kindle July 30, 2019

Crusty Dusty Dino 

Crusty dusty dino can be used to describe a person who is not sharing and caring.
For example, Jamie McColgan was asked to get chocolate from downstairs by his loving sister as Jamie is very sneaky. Jamie said no! Therefore Jamie is a Crusty Dusty Dino.
Crusty Dusty Dino by lil nig 🤭 August 26, 2019