The Seven Classic Blunders

Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.

"hah! You have fallen for one of the seven classic blunders!"

by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021

Plimbus Classic

A powerful move that results in major benefit or cash reward. Someone who consistently makes Plimbus Classic plays frequently can be referred to as Rob Plimbus

"hey bro I just finished scamming suburban moms in a pyramid scheme" "nice one bro you hit em with the Plimbus classic"

by Robert Plimbus September 9, 2021

A Classic Lundy

The Ability to hang out with lots or girls but never close or date any of them.

James: You see Drew was hanging out with some girls yesterday

Ty: Yeah but it sucks he pulled a classic Lundy and didn’t close with any of them
James: damn, was finally happy to see him get some play

by WhoTFisPdenny December 22, 2023

Certified Hyteam Classic™

(n.) In reference to the 2024 sim-racing team 'Hyteam GTF': a truly outstanding display of wit, bravery, skill and driver exploits, mainly within virtual motor sports. Usually involves some amount of caffeine, autism, pure stupidity, accidental genius or a mixture among all four. The ™ symbol is mandatory if used with a humorous or self-esteemed connotation. Can also be used ironically, though is typically of genuine intent.

"That dive-bomb there was a certified hyteam classic™."

by Hobkins Neitzen August 28, 2025

The Ron Coe Classic

THe act of engaging in beastality, sheep are the preferred choice.

Friend 1: hey man did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: fuck yeah bud, i did the Ron Coe Classic!

by adtr160 October 13, 2017

Dave Classic

The art of masturbating inside a folded pillow. To avoid injuries, the technique is usually performed with a protective latex glove covering the dry penis.

„I pulled a Dave Classic in the public bathroom“

„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“

by JoeJohn August 20, 2025

Classical

Music made by constipated cows.

I thought I'd listen to some classical music made by constipated cows so I put on some Beethoven.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020